... self-appointed psychiatrists ...
If humanity
Can't retain its sanity
It's but vanity.
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... overzealous prophets ...
Please curb thy desire
To live and love and inspire
Lest thou may catch fire.
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... heretical theologians ...
Devil is evil
While angel - his cousin - good.
Why, if they've free will ?
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... self-proclaimed sages ...
Do you comprehend
The world that you apprehend,
Or you just pretend ?
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... liberty-loving alcoholics ...
Nothing left to booze -
How to get out of the noose
And be on the loose ?
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... ecological doomsayers ...
The brook is foamless
But its fish became boneless
And its snails homeless.
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... hesitant life haters ...
I would disembark
This stinky leaky old ark
But I fear a shark.
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.. self-indulgent losers ...
Hard'n'cold is the sky ...
You'd like something soft and warm ?
Well, don't look so high.
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... depressed lovers ...
Any dizzy spell ?
Not a bit left, I'm afraid -
Just a funny smell.
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... pensive jailbirds ...
Final conclusion
After years of seclusion :
Free will ? Illusion !
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... inquisitive birdwatchers ...
Please take no offence
But does it make any sense
To sleep on a fence ?
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... doubtful believers ...
Who can really tell
What is a real difference
Between heav'n and hell ?
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... wanna-be winners ...
Strengthen thy body
so as to toughen thy mind
lest thou may seem kind.
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... captured straycats ...
Thy life is kept safe
In a dusty musty file
Lest it become waif.
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... unsatisfied sex addicts ...
A bull and a cow
Have funny sex wihout love -
Why don't we right now ?
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... desperate mortals ...
My life will expire
With nobody to inspire -
Like a log in fire ...
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... nature-loving dadaists ...
I love that sweet shark
In the pond of Old Town's park
Singing like a lark.
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... angry youngsters ...
Some weird twist of fate
Threw me here a bit too late
To love without hate.
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... anxious parents ...
When streets are copless
Mas of young guys are hopeless :
All girls are topless !
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... uncautious gamekeepers ...
That old crazy moose
Somehow got out on the loose
And drank all our booze.
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... too thoughtful thinkers ...
This comprehensive
World makes you apprehensive
but pretty pensive.
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... faithful moralists ...
Free will is evil -
No one can use it for good.
Only the devil ...
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... burnt-out prophets ...
I am but dead fire
With nothing left to inspire
Or ignite desire.
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... investigative misanthropes ...
Is humanity
A sign of insanity
Or sheer vanity ?
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