03 October 2011

1st bunch of funny statements, weird questions & crazy recommendations

dedicated to mavericks of any kind, be it ...



... self-appointed psychiatrists ...

If humanity
Can't retain its sanity
It's but vanity.

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... overzealous prophets ...

Please curb thy desire
To live and love and inspire
Lest thou may catch fire.

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... heretical theologians ...

Devil is evil
While angel - his cousin - good.
Why, if they've free will ?

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... self-proclaimed sages ...

Do you comprehend
The world that you apprehend,
Or you just pretend ?

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... liberty-loving alcoholics ...

Nothing left to booze -
How to get out of the noose
And be on the loose ?

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... ecological doomsayers ...

The brook is foamless
But its fish became boneless
And its snails homeless.

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... hesitant life haters ...

I would disembark
This stinky leaky old ark
But I fear a shark.

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.. self-indulgent losers ...

Hard'n'cold is the sky ...
You'd like something soft and warm ?
Well, don't look so high.

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... depressed lovers ...

Any dizzy spell ?
Not a bit left, I'm afraid -
Just a funny smell.

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... pensive jailbirds ...

Final conclusion
After years of seclusion :
Free will ? Illusion !

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... inquisitive birdwatchers ...

Please take no offence
But does it make any sense
To sleep on a fence ?

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... doubtful believers ...

Who can really tell
What is a real difference
Between heav'n and hell ?

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... wanna-be winners ...

Strengthen thy body
so as to toughen thy mind
lest thou may seem kind.

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... captured straycats ...

Thy life is kept safe
In a dusty musty file
Lest it become waif.

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... unsatisfied sex addicts ...

A bull and a cow
Have funny sex wihout love -
Why don't we right now ?

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... desperate mortals ...

My life will expire
With nobody to inspire -
Like a log in fire ...

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... nature-loving dadaists ...

I love that sweet shark
In the pond of Old Town's park
Singing like a lark.

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... angry youngsters ...

Some weird twist of fate
Threw me here a bit too late
To love without hate.

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... anxious parents ...

When streets are copless
Mas of young guys are hopeless :
All girls are topless !

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... uncautious gamekeepers ...

That old crazy moose
Somehow got out on the loose
And drank all our booze.

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... too thoughtful thinkers ...

This comprehensive
World makes you apprehensive
but pretty pensive.

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... faithful moralists ...

Free will is evil -
No one can use it for good.
Only the devil ...

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... burnt-out prophets ...

I am but dead fire
With nothing left to inspire
Or ignite desire.

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... investigative misanthropes ...

Is humanity
A sign of insanity
Or sheer vanity ?

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