... overenthusiastic cooks ...
Where's that golden fish
Which can fulfil all you wish ?
Well - here : on the dish.
... too pushy therapists ...
Sorry, but I feel
No desire for any heal -
Please forgo your zeal.
... nasty prognosticators ...
If sound of thunder
Split the sick world asunder
No one should wonder.
... disgusting amphibians ...
A fat cheeky toad
Sits in the middle of the road
Releasing its load.
... narcissistic critcs ...
Right in the front row
Critics throw blows in a row
Who really can row.
... self-assured atheists ...
I've no confidence
In the Holy Providence :
It lacks evidence
... frustrated husbands ...
I'd at once get rich
If only could kill or ditch
My nasty old witch.
... talkative biographers ...
To resume one's life
There is no need for much stuff
Six words must be enough.
... worried pet-lovers ...
My dog is not bad
Only sometimes he goes mad
And it makes me sad.
... dangerous cosmopolitans ...
Give me one reason
Why should an act of treason
Destroy this Free Zone.
... ascetic eremites ...
I practise my creed
In a tiny hut of reed
With mind fully freed.
... pushy plant-growers ...
Don't you really need
This beatiful first-rate reed
For your pet as feed ?
... agressive mourners ...
Maybe tomorrow
I will drown my bad sorrow
In a wild sore row.
... reluctant believers ...
The God delusion
Is but silly conclusion
Of my confusion.
... avid proprietors ...
Hands off my privet -
It is completely private
And I can prove it !
... anxious atheists ...
The God delusion
Can have only conclusion :
Horrid confusion.
... uncautious consumers ...
A bull and a cow
Have bought a boat but can't row
"No more" : wow they - now.
... polite beggars ...
Sorry if I'm rude
But haven't you got any food
Thrown away for good ?
... bug-troubled jazzmen ...
Catch the mad hornet
That flew into your cornet
In my mom's bonnnet.
... sceptical scientists ...
Total confusion
Would be a mad conclusion
Of the cold fusion.
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