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A bunch of spam mail
About the size of male tail
Is right now for sale
An old stupid pail
Buys that bunch of vicious mail
For her tiny snail
The innocent snail
Reads all that batch of wicked mail
Like a fairy tale
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A gunpowder plot
Had a really nasty blot
He just drank a lot
To the parking lot
Or even up to the Camelot
He carried his blot
At last a blood clot
During flight with Aeroflot
Killed the drunken plot
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A bottle of stale ale
Can't decide whether it's male
Or rather female
When it wasn't yet stale
He felt to be rather male
Now she feels female
An abstaining whale
Who doesn't drink any ale
Means he may be male
But a boozy snail
Who does not like the stale ale
Thinks she is female
At last a wise pail
Decided that it was male
As well as female
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A rusty tractor
Wants to be a conractor
For a reactor
But the huge reactor
Does not deem the poor tractor
As benefactor
He is just too weak
To work hard the entire week
In the huge plant's reek
So the old tractor
Became a good contractor
For the town's pastor
He distributes
And also well contributes
To pastor's tributes
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A bon-vivant swine
Would not like at all to dine
With no bottle of wine
Her passion for wine
Does not very well combine
With work in a mone
A drunken miner
Is but danger container
And no real gainer
She must give-up wine
Or her work in the coal mine
'Cause they dont't combine
For she likes her wine
Much more than the dirty mine
She joins a churus line
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Do not copulate
Only formulate
If the spunk comes late
Later calculate
If the results correlate
Write them on the slate
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Sorry, no more stuff right now
or in the near future,
but if you like you can go to
http://yatib-t.blogspot.com/
to see some of my humble translation attempts ...
