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My ancient orchard
Right behind my backyard
Now becomes but junkyard
Where you may once find
The old junk of any kind
That can come to mind
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I bribed a mustard
With a piece of faked wild card
To cleanup that junkyard
But it is too hard
For a poor ancient mustard
To make clean the yard
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An old avatar
As well as strange movie star
Or barrel of black tar
A transformator
As well as an allocator
Or dislocator
A graduator
As well as an fornicator
Or combinator
... etc (DIY s'il vous plait)
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A thick sloppy spook
Keeps losing her bank chequebook
Visiting a rook
She means that the rook
Has stolen her every chequebook
Like some nasty crook
But the honest rook
Says she nev'r steels a chequebook
She is not a crook
Their futile argument
That tires every oppponent
Seems to have no end
At last the rook
Finds all pieces of chequebook
By her backyard brook
So their argument
That tired every oppponent
Came to happy end
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A young witty clock
Is now under key and lock
With suspicous flock
She pleads innocent
In a forceful argument
With her opponent
She did not download
Any copyrighted code
In illegal mode
Hard disk inspection
Ruled out all the suspicion
And proved her version
The case has been quit
With her complete acquit
Thanks to her quick wit
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A bag of plaster
Would like to harden faster
Which is disaster
If hardened faster
The light shed on the plaster
Can lose its luster
But the plaster
Means that hardening faster
Would please the caster
But the caster
Doesn't think hardening faster
Is good for plaster
But stupid plaster
Anyway hardened faster
Annoying caster
He says that plaster
Which hardened so much faster
Is hard to master
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My water heater
Is an ardent meat eater
And wicked cheater
He makes but little heat
But eats huge amounts of meat
While trying to cheat
If he keeps to cheat
I may deprive him of meat
Some weed will he eat
The threat did succeed
From now on he does not cheat
And ev'n eats less meat
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A drunk computer
Scrapped his advanced new scooter
Wounding commuter
Annoyed commuter
Threatens to sue computer
Calling him looter
But the computer
Blames his GPS router
Who didn't switch hooter
The accused router
Says that the drunk computer
Didn't brake the scooter
At last computer
Paid the wounded commuter
With his srapped scooter
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