dedicated to fools & mavericks of any kind ...
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A young handy fox
Who lives in a seedy box
Got work in the docks.
He adjusts the clocks
Mends and oils the rusty locks
And washes the socks.
But he leaves the docks
As his wages led to shocks
- Now he trains hunt dogs.
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As my inner fire
Cannot anymore inspire
It's time to expire.
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An artful old shark
Wants to scare folks after dark
So he learns to bark.
But his lean body
And voice like Sam Peabody
Can scare nobody.
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The soul of the man
Is not something you can scan
Or measure its span.
It's a mystery
That no one in history
Described in true story.
Ev'n its existence
Lacks proper evidence
Worth real confidence.
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A bat and a cat
Consulted an artful rat
How to get rich and fat.
But the deceitful crook
Advised them to write a book
About Captain Cook.
But all history
Seems to them as strange story
Veiled in mystery.
So instead they write
About political right
And they get it right.
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A young pretty witch
Invented a cheap spell-switch
And at once got rich.
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Seeing this world's mess
My sick heart
Is torn apart
By its foul madness.
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The whole history
Is only a bad story
Full of mystery.
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If we could fly
At least like a bee or fly
We might by less sly.
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A kindly devil
Plans to remove the evil
Caused by our free will.
That's why he designs
Free market and traffic signs
Death, taxes and fines.
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A witch and a bitch
Who live in a dirty ditch
Would like to get rich.
The deft bitch can stitch
And the witch has perfect pitch
For any sort of kitsch.
But none of these skills
Would settle up their mounting bills
And it nearly kills.
At last the smart witch
Invents a handy spell-switch
Which must make them rich.
