dedicated to fools & mavericks of any kind ...
Alas, I'm no good
When required of being rude
To acquire some food
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You really don't need
To be very slick or neat
To make both ends meet
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No reason to curse
Your diligent long-time nurse
For loss of those furs.
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Pray you, my good Lord,
Lend me a well-sharpened sword
Or just a thick cord.
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Till the end of time
Just for a nickel or a dime
People'd commit crime.
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Can intelligence
Together with diligence
Defeat negligence ?
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His adversity
To every diversity
Is perversity
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Please do not avert
From a poor humble pervert
- He tries to convert.
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A fat ugly fly
Somehow got into my fly.
How to make it fly ?
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A bull and a cow
Bought three arrows and a bow
To defend their grove.
But a vicious crow
Refuses to leave the grove
Where her offsprings grow.
So she steels the bow
And drops it into the grove
Where ? No one will know.
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Arson and killing
For nothing but a shilling ...
Is it not chilling ?
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How much evidence
Do you need for confidence
In your diligence ?
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I may go insane
From that girl's red greasy mane
Although she's so vain.
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Our upper layer
Hides no kind of fair player
But a fierce slayer.
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When I was unable
To provide my horse a stable
He became unstable.
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Gaining evidence
About God's intelligence
Requires diligence.
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A rat and a cat
Decided to buy a flat
And abandon squat.
To make some money
They worked in a company
Producing honey.
When they conspired
With bees against being hired
At once were they fired.
In their current job
In the house of well-known snob
They entertain mob.
