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Although not needy
He is horribly greedy
And even seedy.
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There is no need
To spread around this mad creed
Like some stinky seed.
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If I were of wood
It might a little ease my mood
For being no good.
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A little greedy crab
Living in a seedy cab
Hoards all he can grab.
Even an old tank
Neatly packed into a trunk
Belongs to his junk.
Overflowed with stuff
The cab is no more enough.
So his life gets tough.
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There is a little grove
Where mushrooms and berries grow
Without any row ...
I would like to lie
In that place - after I die
Without any cry ...
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A diligent fly
Intended to cook or fry
Some food getting dry.
For such a mission
She needed a permission
From Food Commission
When it was denied,
With nothing better in sight,
She opted for fight.
A goat and a toad
Helped her to block the main road
With their stinky load.
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A moose and a goose
Convicted for drug abuse
Are now on the loose.
Changed right in the core
They are no junkies anymore
Nor feel any sore.
No shot and no pot :
Now they are drinking a lot -
Better don't ask what.
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Please switch off your spell
That drove me to love's hell
Full of rosy smell.
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A toad and a goat
Obtained a brand-new speed boat
For a shabby coat.
They sailed up the brook
But an old bold fishing rook
Caught them on his hook.
The boat was stranded
They didn't know how to mend it
So their trip ended.
After the old crook
Released the ship off his hook,
Sold it to a duke.
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A dog and a hog
Having worked hard in a bog
Obtained a huge log.
It could not be split,
Nor, as it was so soaked, lit,
Nor could they sell it.
But for some broadcast
As a high antenna mast
Proved its use at last.
Having got license
They launched the TV BogSense
Broadcasting nonsense.
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My grandfather's clock
Had to be put under lock :
Caused my mental block.
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