dedicated to fools & mavericks of any kind ...
Our old vicious shrink
Prescribed me some nasty drink
Which caused me to shrink.
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My brain cavity
Commits huge depravity :
Defies gravity.
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A bull and a cow
Understandably made love
And now they feel low.
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My hopeless love
Made strange
change
to my blood flow :
It is now
Too low.
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When the west winds blow
My blood flow
Becomes too low
But my eyes still glow.
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My fat
Cheeky cat
Refuses to catch the bat
Who usurped my hat :
She says he's her friend
And on him she does depend
Until this world's end.
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I feel a bit sick
Hearing the sleazy music
That is so basic ...
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My tormented soul
One day will certainly howl
In the devil's hole.
But it is too late
For me now to contemplate
Its upcoming fate.
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My perfidious dog
Insulted me in his blog :
He writes I'm a hog.
Maybe I'll sue him
Because I'm not fat but thin
And always look trim.
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The time of our life
Is quite full with foolish strife
For food or for wife -
No time to reflect
What we should rather neglect.
All must be perfect ...
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A deceitful toad
Committed a money fraud
And vanished abroad.
His current dwelling
Remains still quite unknown thing
That is compelling.
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An abusive whale
Keeps treading on my dog's tail
While all complaints fail.
She should be in jail
Where they will abuse her tail
Until she grows pale.
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What will we squander
When all we deem as wonder
Is torn asunder ?
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Why should we wonder
When nothing's left to squander
Let alone plunder ?
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If mobility
Is badge of life's quality
What is sanity ?
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A motherly hen
Abandoned her tidy pen
To marry a wren.
Although slick
And chic
He couldn't give her any chick
And it made her sick.
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