You needn't be breathless
That girl is indeed reckless
But also breastless.
What's the evidence
Of the Holy Providence ?
The pure confidence ?
Come on, kindly fire
Unleash powers to inspire
And purest desire !
Is strong confidence
A sign or an evidence
Of our providence ?
How fast the flashes
Of all yesterday's clashes
Perish in ashes ...
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A huge elephant
Wanting to be elegant
Consults a little ant.
He would rather die
In a basin full of dye
Than wear any tie.
The tiny sleek ant
Means a tie is important
To impress one's aunt.
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Our life consists
In a series of conflicts.
Hence, no peace exists.
My head's cavity
Defies the Earth gravity -
It's depravity.
When we all perish -
Men, women and also fish -
Who will wash the dish ?
When the skies turn dark
And all dogs begin to bark
I will disembark
Is intelligence
a special sort of negligence
Mixed with diligence ?
We ourselves are Hell
Full of devils and foul smell ...
What an evil spell !
A haiku a day
Can keep my madness at bay.
How long will it stay ?
Be always honest
Or you will foul your own nest !
- What about the rest ?
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An audacious mole
Decided to dig a hole
Straight to the South Pole.
To fulfil the task
He obtained an old gas-mask
And gin in a flask.
But the need to test
If he indeed got the best
Put his plans to rest.
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A moose and a goose
Wanted badly to recluse
In a hollow spruce.
But a nasty rat
Said that he won't allow that
Because it's his flat.
So they dug a hole
With a little help from a mole
And got rich on coal.
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